The New Port

As many of our readers have heard the brand new port in our capital Steak is set to open this Wednesday. Our beloved president is set to park the first boat (his private yacht). This port should bring many new trade opportunities which will boost our economy to new heights.

However it is not happy endings for everyone. With the new port being opened the old one will have much fewer boats going through meaning a exponential drop in staff numbers. This created uproar among the labor unions last march but the ports authority was set to hire most of the laborers from the old harbor to work in the the new one. However it turns out that there is only about a third of the job space that the authorities had originally promised which has again sparked anger.

With advanced technological advances the new port is supposed to be the greenest in the world. This has created a problem because while attempting to become less harmful to the environment and conserve energy, engineers have had to develop robots to do much of the processes in the new harbor. There is set to be a port authorities strike on Monday to show support for all of those laid off because of the new port.

The new port

Unlike many governments the Hamish government has been working hard to resolve these labor issues. Even the president has announced that he is set to talk to the Labor Union leaders tomorrow. The whole country will look with anticipation to see what the government will come up with.

Although there is much distress and uncertainty surrounding this issue, it is encouraging to our citizens to see how much the authorities care about each and every one of them.

The Love of Tomato Soup

Although our citizens love many types of meat, one of the least known facts about the great nation of Ham is the people's love for Tomato Soup. This may seem quite odd to many of you reading outside of our nation but this specialty soup is actually very nutritious and leads to the natural beauty of our citizens not to mention that it is absolutely delicious.While strolling down the ancient streets of our capital city: Steak, you see a variety of picturesque soup parlors which all serve our famous tomato soup.

Why Tomato Soup? You ask. The thick creamy style soup we are famous for has delicious texture and is spiced to perfection. We serve it in many varieties that are all loved and absolutely superb. Some of the favorite styles include soup made with artichokes or garlic. My personal favorite is the artichoke variety which they serve at Rembrandts soup parlor in downtown Steak. I recommend that everyone stop by there and try their heavenly soup.

Tomato artichoke soup

Rembrandts Soup Parlor from the street

Not only that amazing taste that makes our citizens love the soup but the health benefits are endless. In fact there is evidence that our tomato soup has made our citizens less prone to cancer, as well as HIV aids, typhoid, and pneumonia. Not only acting as a protection against disease this soup burns fat and gives you an unbeatable six pack. Of course not everyone believes in these health benefits but through Ham's national health service the evidence is there.

Finally the tomato soup served in our nation is believed to contribute to the beauty of our citizens. Although there are many factors which contribute to the natural beauty including our serving of sparkling water, this famous soup is one of the largest factors.

So whether
you have lived in Ham for 40 years or you are just visiting for the first time make sure to stop and taste the soup.